is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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