Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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