Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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