what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
