all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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