none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize