She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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