Those balls look pretty dangerous.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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