I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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