Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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