so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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