Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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