Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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