She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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