love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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