i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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