Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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