he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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