doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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