pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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