Do vagina's smell?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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