fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
No subtext here. People are naked.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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