My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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