I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
