we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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