i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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