Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
