What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
