We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We are all done wearing pants today
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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