I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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