Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I came so hard my ears popped.
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