She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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