i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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