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Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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