That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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