I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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