I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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