i barfeds in our rink
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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