Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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