It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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