Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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