He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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