he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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