quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
im on a boat
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