its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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