That's intense
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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