that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
This toilet bowl is my home.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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