New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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