What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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