You made me cry and you don't even care
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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